மண்ட்டே பிரத் பிரத் Control

My mom will not let me out to play with Cinnamon. I am tired of being controlled. I think it is because mom does not want me to get Cina pregnant. Now, don't I have rights??? Someone call PETA? Or get me a lawyer!!

THANKS MR. JAY

I wanted to thank my mom's college instructor for introducing her to blogging. Thanks to that I was able to start this great blog. I know I have 1000 followers in denial...only one has signed up.
Anyway, blogging is great. People get ideas and give their opinions. that is great!
I also think it encourages canines to get on the technology train. I blog, text and use a computer to remind me of the next flea treatment! Should I start a newsletter or sign up for petology next semester?

IT FEELS LIKE SUMMER!

Sexy mommas and dudes, get out that bikini! Cinna is already looking at Dogs Illustrated for the latest bikinis. I think she looks nice with a matching collar and bikini! I like my swim trunks in blue or green. None of that g-strings! Real men don't wear that!

I WAS TAKING CARE OF THE SICK.

Sorry that I did not write my messages, but I was taking care of Patty. She got really sick, and I thought we were going to the hospital.

I guess the lesson is to value our health. We all have health issues. I have a bad back. My mom is bad with her stomach. My Dad is a walking infection. Mom said that. What does that mean? Anyway, value your health. Take care of your body. for me, my body will last 19 years. But you people have to use it for 80 or more. So be nice to it! Eat well, exercise and drink a lot of water. No coffee or soda, please. also, bark!! Barking will destress you! Bow Woof!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARIE SLIM!

My mom, Patty, and I want to wish Marie a happy birthday today! In honor of Marie, here is my post!

Friends are hard to find. good friends are even harder to find. My mom and Marie met inn college. they hung out in the spanish Club and started going to concerts. Through good times and bad times, they have been pals. they both became teachers after graduating in Spanish, Latin American studies and Portuguese. So to all my followers, if you find a friend, please know they are treasures. Marie to my mom is a diamond. They have been able to socialize, laugh and even cry together. the crying came while trying to kiss Luis Miguel. Haha haha! Bom aniversario Marie!

THANKS TO ALL GUIDE DOGS!

I was outside listening to Patty talk on the phone. she was talking to someone with a guide dog. I want to thank all service animals for helping the blind and others. I think that once again we show, us dogs, that we are man's best friend! WOOF! I think we deserve an extra pat, another hug and above all, another treat!!!

WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE NOVELAS?

Patty is watching a Brazilian soapopera, "India". I don't understand why people love to watch these. I think it is a waste of time. No, it is not because people could read, listen to music or read my blog! It is because they all have the same ending. good people are happy and the bad people have a bad ending. I think tomorrow I will write a novela. It will be called, :The Fury rule The World". what do you think?

i LOVE TO PLAY!

Patty is on vacation. It is very important to work and play. I work hard guarding the home, but I also make time to play. Playing should be mandatory. I love to play. I love to play with Cinna and Sambinha!

I DON'T HATE CATS!

I received a large number of letters from angry or concerned cats. They did not think my post on Frida was funny. I did!
Anyway, I must apologize to cats and say I do not hate cats. I don't even hate Frida. I dislike that she does not contribute like I do. that is how I feel.
However, I must say that we must not confuse the situation. I dislike her actions, but I like her. or I can put up with her.
So here is the lesson for humans. sometimes people have biases. I think we all do. It is important not to stereotype. It is also important not to generalize. just because one person is LAZY not all persons from that group are lazy.
So once again my apologize to cats. Not all cats are freeloaders. Just Frida. Am I getting in trouble again? I LOVE YOU FRIDA!

I HATE FREELOADERS!

This goes out to Frida. she is that ugly black cat in my home. she thinks the Corvette is her home. none of us can get nera. she events gets mad at Katrina Jo. I am not a close friend to Katrina, but she is nice. We get along. I respect her, and she respects that I am Junior.
I just don't like that Frida. she eats here, uses the sofa to rest and sleeps on the grass. she looks like a model on my grass. I don't appreciate that she does nothing for us. she doesn't let mom or dad play with her. she justs sits there and thinks she's all that. why should we buy her food?that is why I say I dislike freeloaders. do you know a freeloader?

I LOVE A NEAT BED!

Right now I am resting on my bed. Well, it is our bed. I share it with Patty. I love sleeping on our bed after it has clean sheets and the comforter smells like Downey. Ahh! Too bad it is not meat-scented! I would love that! It is nice to have a clean room, but it doesn't last long. Mom is a pig. She always leaves trash everywhere. She blames it on the fact that she is blind. I know she was like that before she loss her vision. One day she should be more organized. I really don't care much. I just want to make sure she doesn't mix up her cereal with my doggie biscuits. Did I say doggie? I mean Goliath's biscuits! BARKOUT TO FRANCES FOR MAKING SURE WE HAVE A CLEAN HOME! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK WITH MY EGG YOLKS! Woof!!!

WHAT ARE THOSE LONG WHITE CANES?

This post goes to my mom's friend,ssergio. Barkout!
My mom became blind five years ago. At first, I did not understand what was going on. she could walk fast, drive and she also took me walking almost every day. I use to love seeing her put on her tennis shoes! It is watering tree time! Yeah! However, one day she started changing. she walked slowly and she was not the same. she stopped working and spent more time with me. Her left eye also became smaller. I don't understand. I do understand that she would bump into me. I also noticed I could steal food and she would not say anything. Although, I now understand that long, white canes are tools for the blind. It took me a while to learn about it. I think people with long, white canes are courageous. they don't stay at home and give up. they go on making their lives the best they can. I applaud that. I think you should, too!

A SHOUT OUT TO NABIL AND MARIE!

I just wanted to say thanks to Nabil and Marie Slim for adopting my two daughters. I won't say their names because they are still minors! however, thanks for taking care of my babies. Marie is a great mom and Nabil is going for Min Pin Father of the year! I won't hold it against him that he loves USC!

GOLIATH HAD BACON AND EGGS!

For dinner, my Daddy made bacon and eggs. I got a little bacon. My mom gave me a little of her eggs. Yesterday, I stole some bacon from her. I thought she was going to still be mad at me, but she loves me! I love her, too.

WHY DON'T PEOPLE HAVE FLEAS?

This is a message to Patty. Please put on my flea medication!!!

I do not think it is fair! I mean why don't people have fleas? the answer could be that they don't have fur. or could it be that they have other issues like catching colds, hair loss and bad breath! I don't suffer from any of those!

I think it would only be fair if people also had fleas. then they would undersanding the itching and scratching. I know they have dandruff, but that doesn't count! I hope that one day all dogs and even cats can get rid of fleas! I will give that scientist or doctor a kiss! I don't discriminate! that's another post!

I'M NOW FAMOUS!